Even though I’m sure he just did a google search for the WHO IS of geekdom and threw in the names, I still lawled.
Allan Georgia
you’re like the bastard child of an issue of wired magazine that did the walk of shame after a night with the cnet homepage, thrown into the dumpster of techy prom night behind the Best Buy, and later picked up by a wily Bill Gates, and raised with the help of Sergey Brin. The intended abortion doctor was, I think, Bill Joy, but the wired magazine couldn’t find the cave where his technological abortions occur. Oh, and I mean that completely as a compliment. :)
PS: I doubt Gates and Brin would ever “help” each other to nurse the bastard child of any media outlet. <3
